He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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