so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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