That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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