At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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