i don't like sucking hair
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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