So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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