You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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