If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm passing your future prison.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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