I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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