Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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