you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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