dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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