I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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