im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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