Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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