do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he shaved USA in his pubs
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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