You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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