But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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