He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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