is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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