Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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