He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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