Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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