Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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