And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
no you cant smoke seaweed
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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