I don't think brook has ever known best
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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