And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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