After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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