just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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