Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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