why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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