you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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