Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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