she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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