Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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