I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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