We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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