It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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