Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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