I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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