Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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