Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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