hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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