I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't think brook has ever known best
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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