Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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