I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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