did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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