I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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