Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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