she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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