just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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