your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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